If you have enjoyed our collection of top 50 Linux quotes of all time, I'm sure you would love these funny computer-related quotes that I have put together. "Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code."31.
Although some of which are pretty old already, they can still tickle a geek's funny bone. "Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows."48. "SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it."35. "Windows Vista: It's like upgrading from Bill Clinton to George W.
If you’re overweight or strangely proportioned, you’ll only get into an embarrassing situation if you write “VGL” or “AT” in your description.
We’ve all done it — looked through the personal ads in the local newspaper or online, “just to see” what’s out there.
There’s no shame in using a personal ad service to seek out a date. Acronyms — those little codes that people insert in their personal ads to convey who they are and what they’re looking for.
“Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.”22. It's just very selective about who its friends are."21. "There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."12.
"If brute force doesn't solve your problems, then you aren't using enough."23. "I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly"19. "The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents."13.